Customers Are Stupid

Hello! My name is Yi, smartass and founder of Z Innovations. We are really smart and we help stupid people like you make money, lots of it…


How are we going to do that, you ask?


We literally know everything there is to know about making money. Just pay us a lot and we will make you look like a genius for hiring us.


Sounds too good to be true, you say?


It’s only because you are not smart enough to understand. But don’t worry, if you were smart, you wouldn’t need to hire us.

We Are Smart

Did I mention we are really smart? We have more experience than anyone else when it comes to making you money. Here is just a sample of our vast array of skills:


Marketing and Sales: Own a small business? Well, I guess miracles do happen. Nevertheless, we can help you build a great website, create an amazing online presence, develop a vast email marketing campaign, manage all your customers, perform a competitor and customer analysis, and sell your products/services with no sweat. We will turn your mom & pop shop into a data backed powerhouse that all your competitors will fear.


Real Estate Investing: Do you have money in the bank or equity in your home that you want to turn into passive income? Then, you are not as stupid as you look. We can turn a small amount of money into steady monthly income. We put the money into our portfolio of properties that we either rent out or fix up and sell. We even deal with all the legal, accounting and tax related stuff so you don’t have to. You probably don’t have a clue anyway.


Do something smart for a change and talk to us. Just don’t bother us with too many stupid questions.

Hire Us

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